Now, I know there must be people out there who love and care for the things, so apologies to those of you who do... but, I am certainly not one of them.
To the pigeons:
1. My garden is not a lavatory (and nor is my washing line an aiming target)
2. I am not a free source of food (Grass seeds are NOT meant for you!)
3. I would rather you took your mating rituals elsewhere (don't you have a nesting box for that?)
4. I am NOT a source of entertainment (Making me act like a 'Jack in a Box'.. is just Soooooooooooooo not funny!)
4. I am NOT a source of entertainment (Making me act like a 'Jack in a Box'.. is just Soooooooooooooo not funny!)
